F1 Cow

{ Posted on Jul 20 2006 by dScribe }
Categories : Formula One Jokes

Q: What sound does an F1 cow make?

A: MmmmmmooooooooozzzzzzzZZZZ!!

That has got to be the worst joke ever.. even a sheep would think it’s bbaaaaAAaaAaAAaaAAaadddd…. ;)


6 Responses to “F1 Cow”

  1. That was a good match but for me Champion F1 is FERNANDO ALONSO.

  2. that joke was sh*t i would rather suck my nans toe than listen to that again

  3. Well Jake I have to say, if you only bag the jokes that we admit are bad then we’re doing a pretty good job! ;)

  4. Want a good F1 joke:

    STOP PRESS STOP PRESS STOP PRESS STOP PRESS

    The Ferrari Formula 1 Team this morning released a press statement stating that they have stood down their entire pit crew for the forthcoming British GP this weekend in favour of complete new crew. The announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the British Government’s Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from deprived inner city area’s in this case Liverpool.

    The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent BBC documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew can only do it in eight seconds with millions of euros worth of high tech equipment.

    Prime Minister and avid F1 fan Gordon Brown went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international recognition of the New Labour policies on Youth Training Opportunities.

    As most races these days are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for.

    After the crew’s first practice session at Silverstone this morning driver Kimi Raikkonen commented on the crews incredible speed but also expressed concerns as to the disappearance of the in car radio and video equipment. Team consultant and ex world champion Michael Schumacher however was very complimentary as to the new crews ability to fully change a set of tyres in under six seconds, he did comment on the fact that the crews need more training on fuelling the cars as their instinct were to extract the fuel rather than insert but was confident that this would be sorted with further training in time for official practice on Friday however Michael adamantly refused to comment on the crews alleged actions which were to have taken a further 10 seconds to re-spray, re-badge, and sell the vehicle to the McLaren Team for a crate of Stella, a 500gms of speed and an illicit pirate video of Coulthard’s bird in the shower.

  5. Hehe.. not bad Bob :) But gosh, what a long joke!! 8)

  6. Thank God! Smenooe with brains speaks!

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