A Spanish pastry chef from Ibi in the Alicante province has created a chocolate McLaren Mercedes MP4/22 powered by cocoa (jokes ). It weighs 120 kilograms and is 220 cm long and is intended to be a tribute to dual world champion Fernando Alonso (or a publicity stunt if you ask me ).

Now I don’t know much about chocolate (other than how to send it to my stomach at 320 kph), but if you ask me this is a rather crappy effort. First of all it’s so square that it looks more like a Minardi F1 car from a few years back. And what’s with those triangular sidepods and those bulges on the front wing end plates?

In reality this has nothing on the McLaren F1 ice car.. although it would taste better than the ice… :)

All I want to know is how do you get in and out of the darn thing?

That’s a great story, except for the fact that it’s actually Carmen Electra on the April 2007 cover of FHM..

Thankfully we did find a picture of Tamara Ecclestone on the January 2007 cover of FHM…

And there’s even a site that has photos of Tamara buying her own copy of FHM..

…or just some keen F1 fan in Bahrain (where the photo was taken)

The show-stopper however, was a full-scale replica of this year’s McLaren F1 car – made out of ice!! 2 tonnes of ice were used to make the replica. Naturally, Kimi ‘Iceman’ Raikkonen got the opportunity to sit in the ice car.