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F1 Cow

dScribe — Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:26:06 +0000

Q: What sound does an F1 cow make?

A: MmmmmmooooooooozzzzzzzZZZZ!!

That has got to be the worst joke ever.. even a sheep would think it’s bbaaaaAAaaAaAAaaAAaadddd….

Fernando Alonso – Silliest Facial Hair in Motor Sport

dScribe — Mon, 09 Jan 2006 03:32:13 +0000

Back in September we awarded David Coulthard with the Worst Facial Hair in F1. Recently it seems Top Gear has come up with a similar award – the silliest facial hair in motor sport. In their poll Fernando Alonso won the award – pipping Coulthard to the line.

Alonso’s winning efforts were mainly due to his “flavour saver”.. I personally thought some of his moustache attempts were more worthy – just waiting to whip out the sombrero and jump on the next train to Mexico..

The scary part about the whole thing is that some of the judges actually thought Coulthard’s facial hair looked good. What the..!? (© Rove McManus)

Another Bad Turkey Joke

dScribe — Sun, 21 Aug 2005 15:20:51 +0000

Tiago Monteiro. Yes, that’s it. He’s the joke. He’s a joke with a helmet on.

(Tiago crashed into the back of Juan Pablo Montoya during this year’s Turkish Grand Prix after Montoya lapped him)

Bad Turkey Joke

dScribe — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 10:18:53 +0000

Michael Schumacher’s wife tells her husband she doesn’t want turkey for Christmas this year. Michael, somewhat shocked replies: “How about I buy you Denmark instead?”

Baaaaaddddd I tell ya!!

David Coulthard vs Bus Driver

dScribe — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:30:21 +0000

Q: What’s the difference between David Coulthard and a bus driver?

A: One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1

To be fair though, David has had a fairly good season this year.. but previous years…..