Bad Turkey Joke

{ Posted on Aug 19 2005 by dScribe }

Michael Schumacher’s wife tells her husband she doesn’t want turkey for Christmas this year. Michael, somewhat shocked replies: “How about I buy you Denmark instead?”

Baaaaaddddd I tell ya!! :roll:


7 Responses to “Bad Turkey Joke”

  1. wtf who made up that one he’s realy bad

  2. i would rather bank a donkey than listen to that joke

  3. Jake, we know the joke is bad, that’s why we wrote it’s baaadddd! ;)

    Have fun with your donkey ;)

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