Archive for the 'Formula One Jokes' Category

F1 Cow

Q: What sound does an F1 cow make?
A: MmmmmmooooooooozzzzzzzZZZZ!!
That has got to be the worst joke ever.. even a sheep would think it’s bbaaaaAAaaAaAAaaAAaadddd….

Fernando Alonso - Silliest Facial Hair in Motor Sport

Back in September we awarded David Coulthard with the Worst Facial Hair in F1. Recently it seems Top Gear has come up with a similar award - the silliest facial hair in motor sport. In their poll Fernando Alonso won the award - pipping Coulthard to the line.
Alonso’s winning efforts were mainly due to his […]

Another Bad Turkey Joke

Tiago Monteiro. Yes, that’s it. He’s the joke. He’s a joke with a helmet on.
(Tiago crashed into the back of Juan Pablo Montoya during this year’s Turkish Grand Prix after Montoya lapped him)

Bad Turkey Joke

Michael Schumacher’s wife tells her husband she doesn’t want turkey for Christmas this year. Michael, somewhat shocked replies: “How about I buy you Denmark instead?”
Baaaaaddddd I tell ya!!

David Coulthard vs Bus Driver

What’s the difference between David Coulthard and a bus driver?